List Of Tsa Quotes

I've Got A Lot Of Folks Who Want To Get Rid Of Tsa, A Bunch Of Them.

It Would Be Unwise To Say The Least, Irresponsible Of Us At The Tsa, At The Homeland Security Department Not To Evolve Our Technology To Match The Changing Threat Environment That We Inhabit.

It's Not An Israeli Model, It's A Tsa, Screwed-up Model. It Should Actually Be The Person Who's Looking At The Ticket And Talking To The Individual. Instead, They've Hired People To Stand Around And Observe, Which Is A Bastardization Of What Should Be Done.

What We're Going To Do Is Try To Get Tsa Out Of The Human Resources And Personnel Business And Into The Security Business To Connect The Dots.

Everything Tsa Does Is Reactionary - First They Ban The Box Cutters, Then Of Course You Have To Take Your Shoes Off, Then You Have To Take The Liquids Out, Now We Have To Be Patted Down In Our Private Areas Because Of The Diaper Bomber.

We're Not Trying To Harass The Average American. We Need To Convert This Now To A Risk-based System, With Tsa Concentrating And Focusing On Intelligence, On Security, Setting Up Again The Parameters Of Which We Do This.

Masterpieces Are No More Than The Shipwrecked Flotsam Of Great Minds.

I Love Trains. It's The Only Way To Travel Anymore Where It Doesn't Involve A Tsa Agent Slowly Tracing The Curve Of My Inner Thigh.

The Tsa's Airport Body Scanners Have Been Shown To Be So Ineffective, The Homeland Security Chairman Suggested Using Traditional Metal Detectors. While Laguardia Will Continue To Just Have A Scarecrow Dressed As A Cop.

I Just Heard About A Woman In Germany Who Just Gave Birth To A Baby Boy Named "jihad." Or As The Tsa Put It, "hope You Like Amtrak!

I Did Learn Something Interesting [while At The Atlanta Airport]. You Have To Be A Member Of The Tsa In Order To Legally Perform A Cavity Search. My Apologies To The Staff Of Cinnabon, But You Guys Should Really Keep That Extra Frosting Where The Customers Can Find It.

The Tsa Tears Through Your Bags At The Airport And The Nsa Watches What Books You Buy And What You Say Over The Telephone And Online. It Doesn't Feel Like Anything Is Private Anymore.