List Of Diapers Quotes

Always Remember Your Kid's Name.

When In Doubt, Make Funny Faces.

Everything Tsa Does Is Reactionary - First They Ban The Box Cutters, Then Of Course You Have To Take Your Shoes Off, Then You Have To Take The Liquids Out, Now We Have To Be Patted Down In Our Private Areas Because Of The Diaper Bomber.

I Love The Smell Of Diapers; I Even Like When They're Wet And You Smell Them All Warm Like A Baked Good. I Love The Smell Of Balmex. Love It.

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.

What Passes For News Is Just Morbid Speculation Or Cartoonish Screaming, Followed By Diaper Commercials.

When I Sent Those Scripts, That Was The Lowest Point Of My Life. We'd Just Had Our Second Son, And When I Went To Collect Them From Hospital, I Went To The Bank To Try And Get Some Money To Buy Some Diapers, The Screen Showed I've Got $26 Left.

No One Likes Change... But Babies In Diapers.

You Have To Change Those Diapers Every Day. When Those Directions On The Side Of The Pampers Box Say, 'holds 6-12 Pounds' They're Not Kidding!

Having Twin Girls Is A Life Changer - That's For Sure. But I Like Getting Up And Changing Diapers. It's The Things You Do.

Do You Live Each Day As If It's Your First Or Your Last? Either Way You Should Probably Have A Diaper On.

Washington Is A Dirty Diaper. It's Time For A Change.

The Only Time You Can Change Someone Is When They Are In Diapers.

Real Men Change Diapers!

I Can Change A Diaper In 30 Seconds Flat. I Set The New One Beneath The Old One. That Way, It's Just Wipe And Pull The Flap Over

Heroes Don't Wear Diapers. It's Just Not Cool.

I Actually Enjoyed Changing Diapers And I Enjoyed Swaddling. I Don't Mind Being Swaddled Either, On Occasion.