List Of Cleaning Quotes

What's The Point Of Cleaning Up Your Act If You Don't Have An Act?

I'm A Working Man In My Prime Cleaning Windows.

The Only Advantage Of Not Being Too Good A Housekeeper Is That Your Guests Are So Pleased To Feel How Very Much Better They Are.

I Love Cleaning. I Love Mopping The Floor. If You Need Your Floor Mopped, I'm There.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

Cleaning Anything Involves Making Something Else Dirty, But Anything Can Get Dirty Without Something Else Getting Clean.

My Idea Of Superwoman Is Someone Who Scrubs Her Own Floors.

Well I Remember The First Thing That From Coming From New York That Just Stunned Me And I Couldn't Understand Was That You Valet Park For Everything. Even - You Valet Park To Go To The Dry Cleaner. And That, You Know, That Just Blew My Mind. I Was Like, Okay, You Have To Pay $5 To A Guy To Just Drop Off Your Dry Cleaning. And So That, To Me, Was Nuts - The Fact You're Always Arriving.

I Cannot Function If There Is A Physical Mess Around Me. If Everything Is Falling Apart, I Go On A Cleaning Frenzy.

The Dutch And The Norwegians, They Are Known For Dikes And For Cleaning Up Water And For Dealing With Spills.

My Favorite Dish Is Cleaning Out The Fridge On Sunday Night And Improvising A Great Medley.

A Good Home Must Be Made, Not Bought.

A Great Statesman, Like A Good Housekeeper, Knows That Cleaning Has To Be Done Every Morning.

Some Of Us Are Like A Shovel Brigade That Follow A Parade Down Main Street Cleaning Up.

If You Have Debt I'm Willing To Bet That General Clutter Is A Problem For You Too.

Your Mind Is Like A Sponge, In The Sense That It Would Come In Handy When Cleaning Off A Countertop Or Something Like That.

It Turns Out Dentists Don't Like It Very Much When You Show Up For A Cleaning In Full Vampire Gear.

I Love Cleaning The House. I'd Never Have A Cleaner - I Wouldn't Trust Them To Do It.

And So Harry Became Proficient In The Task Of Cleaning Up Vomit.

Housework Is Work Directly Opposed To The Possibility Of Human Self-actualization.

The Disgust With Dirt Can Be So Great That It Keeps Us From Cleaning Ourselves--from "justifying" Ourselves.

If Only Your Pure And Clean Mind Could Touch Me, Dear Haydn, Nobody Has A Greater Reverence For You Than I Have.

We As Women Analyze Every Little Thing That Comes Out Of Men's Mouths, But Sometimes You've Got To Just Pay Their Craziness No Heed. Just Pretend It's Their "time Of The Month" And Think About The Dry-cleaning You've Got To Pick Up.

I Look Forward To Spring Cleaning And Putting Things In Their Place. It's Therapeutic For Me.