Your Mind Is Like A Sponge, In

I've Often Liked A Girl, Made Her Laugh, And Thought She Liked Me, And Then Found Out That She Didn't Like Me That Way. I've Definitely Done Time In The Friend Zone.

It Is Interesting That The Black Bmw Is The Preferred Car Of So Many Assholes.

Brought To You By Raising Your Voice. The Next Best Thing To Being Right.

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

But Long Story Short, I Didn't Start Doing Stand-up Because I Wanted To Have A Tv Show Or Be An Actor Or Even Wanted To Write Sketch Comedy. I Got Into Stand-up Because I Love Stand-up.