It Is Interesting That The Black Bmw

I Like Fruit Baskets Because It Gives You The Ability To Mail Someone A Piece Of Fruit Without Appearing Insane. Like, If Someone Just Mailed You An Apple You'd Be Like, 'huh? What The Hell Is This?' But If It's In A Fruit Basket You're Like, 'this Is Nice!'

A Parade Looks Like A Bunch Of People Are Excited About Being In Traffic.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.

I Don't Usually Fly In First Class, But I Fart In First Class.

A Drunk Driver Is Very Dangerous. So Is A Drunk Backseat Driver If He's Persuasive.