List Of Sharks Quotes

Winter Near The Shore Is Cold. The Wind Kicks Up A Salty Mist And Elephant Seals Come To Shore To Trumpet And Rut And Birth Their Pups. Retired People Put Sweaters On Their Lap Dogs And Drag Them Down The Street On Retractable Leashes In A Nightly Parade Of Doggy Humiliation. Surfers Don Their Wetsuits Against The Chill Of Storm Waves And White Sharks Adjust Their Diets To Include Shrink-wrapped Dude-snacks On Fiberglass Crackers.

Even A Mentally Challenged Shark Would Figure Out That Sea Turtles Did Not Wear Boxer Shorts Printed In Flying Piggies, And No Sea Turtle Would Be Yattering Streams Of Obscenities Between Chain-smoker Gasps Of Breath.

I Think I'm A Bit Like A Kind Of Shark, That If I Stop Swimming, I Won't Be Able To Breathe, Something Like That.

I Always Read. You Know How Sharks Have To Keep Swimming Or They Die? I’m Like That. If I Stop Reading, I Die.

My Phobias Worsen As I Get Older. I'm Scared Of Flying, Driving. I'm Terrified Of Sharks. I'm A Germaphobe. But I Try To Face My Fears; I Do. Well, Most Of Them.

By Nature, I Keep Moving, Man. My Theory Is, Be The Shark. You've Just Got To Keep Moving. You Can't Stop.

Love's Pure Free Joy When It Works, But When It Goes Bad You Pay For The Good Hours At Loan-shark Prices.

Life Is Little More Than A Loan Shark: It Exacts A Very High Rate Of Interest For The Few Pleasures It Concedes

You Don't Have To Swim Faster Than The Shark, Just Faster Than The Person You're With.

We Don't Have Any Changes In The Movie [pineapple Express] And So Picking The Right Outfit Was Fairly Important. So I Wasn't A Fan Of The Guatemalan Pants, But I Was Convinced That I Should Wear That. Then The T-shirt Is A Special Creation By David Gordon Green. It's A Kitten Sitting In A Shark's Mouth, But He's Happy About It.

Instead Of Squirreling Away Your Earnings Early In Your Career, Spend On Experiences That Will Enrich Your Life - Like Diving With Great White Sharks. It Can Expose You To Influential People Who Could Open Doors For You.

Interceded? You Threw Me To The Sharks!

Sharks Are The Criminals Of The Sea. Dolphins Are The Outlaws.

Consider The Subtleness Of The Sea; How Its Most Dreaded Creatures Glide Under Water, Unapparent For The Most Part, And Treacherously Hidden Beneath The Loveliest Tints Of Azure. Consider Also The Devilish Brilliance And Beauty Of Many Of Its Most Remorseless Tribes, As The Dainty Embellished Shape Of Many Species Of Sharks. Consider, Once More, The Universal Cannibalism Of The Sea; All Whose Creatures Prey Upon Each Other, Carrying On Eternal War Since The World Began.

I Try My Best To Avoid The Sharks Of Life, But I Have Had My Share Of Experiences With Them, And In Those Cases I Just Have To Handle Them Accordingly. But I Do Not Swim With Sharks ... Sharks Swim With Sharks.

My Dad Was Kind Of A Pool Shark And Had A Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin Thing Going On. I've Always Been Fascinated By The Fifties Because Of Him. There Was A Hip, Cool, Anything-goes Atmosphere Back Then, But Looking Good Was Still A Priority.

If Men Are Obsolete, Then Women Will Soon Be Extinct -- Unless We Rush Down That Ominous Brave New World Path Where Women Clone Themselves By Parthenogenesis, As Famously Do Komodo Dragons, Hammerhead Sharks, And Pit Vipers.

I Won't Swim In A Pool By Myself, Because I Think That Somehow A Little Magic Door Is Going To Open Up And Let A Shark Out.

I'm Like A Shark, Right At The Top Of The Food Chain. I Take What I Want, When I Want. I Truly Am The Reflection Of Perfection.

I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only In A Water Situation.

You're More Likely To Drown In The Sea Of Sameness Than Get Eaten By A Shark While Navigating New Waters.

He Described To Me How Crocodiles Kill More People Than Sharks. There Are Just A Lot Of Things In Australia That Can Kill You.

A Lawyer Is Basically A Mouth, Like A Shark Is A Mouth Attached To A Long Gut. The Business Of Lawyers Is To Talk, To Interrupt One Another, And To Devour Each Other If Possible.

Watching Jaws Just Scared The Living Daylights Out Of Me When I Was Young. I Know A Lot Of People My Age Who Are Still Petrified Of Sharks Because Of That Film.