I've Never Been Married, But I Tell

When The Sun Comes Up, I Have Morals Again.

I Am Thankful I Was Born In America, Although If I Gain Any More Weight The Burqa Thing May Start To Seem Like A Good Idea To Me. See? Another Plus About America, You Can Always Find Some Food.

I Don't Categorize Myself. I Don't Think I'm Perceived As A Female Act By My Audience. My Fans Include Just As Many Men As Women.

I've Never Been Married, But I Tell People I'm Divorced So They Won't Think Something Is Wrong With Me.

Every Time We Help An Animal, We Are Healing Ourselves, Over And Over.