I Need A Healthy Injection Of Cynicism

I've Seen Stand Up Comedy, And After A While You Start To Notice That A Lot Of People Are Doing Things That Are Like A Lot Of Other People. There Can Be A Bit Of A Herd Mentality, And That's Obviously Less Interesting Because There's Less Going On. I'm Just Being Totally Frank With You.

Money Can't Buy You Love, But It Can Get You Some Really Good Chocolate Ginger Biscuits.

I Need A Healthy Injection Of Cynicism Right Now.

Go And Lie Down In The Dark... For Hours... And Don't Move. I'm Locking The Door Now

If I Hadn't Done This I Might Have Ended Up Digging The Roads.