Yeah, I Just Finished A Novel. Man

I Don't Jog. It Makes The Ice Jump Right Out Of My Glass.

Having Children Is Like Having A Bowling Alley Installed In Your Brain.

Hollywood Is High School With Money.

I Don't Think You Really Can Send An Exact Message, Because Any Two Viewers Are So Disparate, In Terms Of Their Backgrounds, Their Point Of View, Their Histories, That There's No Telling What That Message Might Be.

Never Underestimate A Child's Ability To Get Into More Trouble.