When My Love Returns From The Ladies

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.