One Appreciates That Daily Life Is Really

Never Try To Outsmart A Woman, Unless You Are Another Woman.

The Teacher Should Make A Concerted Effort Never To Lose His Temper In The Presence Of The Class. If A Man, He May Take Refuge In Profane Soliloquies. If A Woman, She May Follow The Example Of One Sweet-faced Tranquil Girl Who Went Out In The Yard And Gnawed A Post.

If Happiness Truly Consisted In Physical Ease And Freedom From Care The Happiest, Individual Would Not Be Either A Man Or A Woman It; It Would Be, I Think A Cow.

The Amazing Activity Of The Cat Is Delicately Balanced By His Capacity For Relaxation. Every Household Should Contain A Cat, Not Only For Decorative And Domestic Values, But Because The Cat In Quiescence Is Medicinal To Irritable, Tense, Tortured Men And Women.

A Well-ordered Life Is Like Climbing A Tower; The View Halfway Up Is Better Than The View From The Base, And It Steadily Becomes Finer As The Horizon Expands.