I Love Children, Especially When They Cry

Sisters Are A Shield Against Life's Cruel Adversity.

You've No Idea How Long Life Goes On And How Many, Many Changes It Brings. Young People Seem To Imagine That It's Over In A Flash, That They Do This Thing, Or That Thing, And Then Die, But I Can Assure You They Are Quite Wrong.

The English Lord Marries For Love, And Is Rather Inclined To Love Where Money Is; He Rarely Marries In Order To Improve His Coat Of Arms.

Always Be Civil To The Girls, You Never Know Who They May Marry.

When The Loo Paper Gets Thicker And The Writing Paper Thinner, It's Always A Bad Sign, At Home.