Hi, Mom. (devyn) It’s The Other Parental

If I Hear ‘karma Chameleon’ One More Time, I Swear I’m Going To Find Boy George And Make Him Eat Jesse’s Record. What Does Red, Gold, And Green Have To Do With Anything Anyway? (gloria)

Bubba Was The One Person Who Wouldn’t Even Bat An Eyelash That Nick Was Talking To An “imaginary” Friend. Heck, He’d Probably Bring One Of His Own Out To Play, Too. ~nick

Didn’t I Tell You To Stay Out Of My Thoughts?’ – Abigail ‘you Can Beat Me Later. Just Do It Naked.’ – Sundown

Why Is It When You Want The Ground To Swallow You Whole, It Decides To Stop Trying? -ethon

It’s A Sun Lamp. I Thought You Might Be Tired Of Your Pasty-pale Complexion. (chris) Christopher, I Happen To Be A Viking In The Middle Of Winter In Minnesota. Lack Of A Deep Tan Goes With The Whole Nordic Territory. Why Do You Think We Raided Europe Anyway? (wulf) Because It Was There? (chris) No, We Wanted To Thaw Out. (wulf)