Comedy Is A Group Activity, A Verbal

Before I Was A Comedian, I Thought The Coolest Thing That Would Happen To Me Was Being A Teenager... Boy, Was I Wrong!

The Advantage That My Children Have Is That My Children Are Encountering The Nicest White People That America Has Ever Produced. Let’s Hope America Keeps Producing Nicer White People.

The Only Plan I Have Is To Not Do Anything I Don't Want To Do - And To Never Work Just For Money.

It's My Real Name. My Mother's Name Is Rose Rock. It Was The Worst Name As A Kid To Have. They Called Me Piece Of The Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, And Flintstones. Now They Call Me Mister Rock.

When You Meet Somebody For The First Time, You're Not Meeting Them. You're Meeting Their Representative.