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If Military Movies Were Automatically Successful We'd Make Nothing But Military Movies. But Seriously, Patriotism Is One Thing That All Americans Have In Common.

I Don't Do Anything That Is Not Fun. I Just Don't Do It.

I Think That No Matter How Much You Don't Like Yourself Or The Drama Of Your Life You Can Still Find Some Comedy In It.

Human Beings Are Glorious And Preposterous Characters.

Let Me Explain Something You Already Know. I'm From Texas And We Understand The Nature Of A Border. From What I've Seen, Vigilant Texans Are Being Ordered To Stand Down And Allow Criminals To Pass. Mr. President, Prepare To See Texans Ignoring Those Orders.