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We have put together a list of some of the best Quotes that Written by George Lopez
George Lopez
Total Quotes 92
I Think It's Easier For African American And White Comics To Be Praised Than It Is Latinos Because They Think Our Culture Or Our Humor Is Substandard. I Mean, I Just Don't Think They Want To Give Us Credit. I Just Don't Think That They See Us As Important Enough To Be At Their Level. I'm The Longest-produced Comedy At Warner Bros. And I Don't Feel Special. They Come Over And Say Hello. But Everybody's Gonna Make A Lot Of Money And I Don't Feel Like I'm Special To Them.
Mean
Thinking
White
I Spend A Lot Of Time Alone And My Wife Understands That I Need To Be Alone. I Enjoy Being Alone. But I'm Never Lonely.
Lonely
Wife
Needs
If You Had A Personal Trainer, You Would Probably Eat Him. I Know That In Every Fat Person, There's A Skinny Person Inside, But You Could Have All The Season's Contestants Of America's Next Top Model In You. I Hope I Get Reincarnated As Your Feet. That Way, You'd Never See My Face Again... Oh, I'm Sorry. I Shouldn't Have Insulted You. Because In My Country, Cows Are Sacred.
Country
Sorry
Feet
It's An Honor To Walk In The Footsteps Of A Legend. As Host I Intend To Honor The Tradition Of The Bob Hope Classic And Have A Great Time Blazing A New Path.
Honor
Bob
Legends
David Letterman Is The Best Late-night Talk Show Host Right Now, Hands Down, And Has Been Since He First Took The Desk.
Night
Hands
Down And
I Have Dogs In My House And Much Like Teenagers At Some Point, They Leave The Parents. Even Though They're In The Same House, They Live Independently. I Think That's How I Live With The Chihuahuas.
Dog
Teenager
Thinking
I Believe That There Are Certain Things That Could Be Taken Care Of That You Don't Need A Strong Political Background In.
Strong
Believe
Taken
The Average Late-night Viewer Is In Their Mid-50s And The Average Viewer Of Tbs Is In Their 30s And Is Largely African-american And Hispanic, Already, Before I Even Get There.
Night
Average
African American
I Actually Graze At Several Of The Homes While Im Playing. There A Lot Of Food Going On. I Drink And Eat And Use The Restrooms In A Lot Of The Houses. What Better Way To Really Get Closer To The Fans Than To Steal Their Soap From The Restrooms As They Allow You To Enter Their Homes?
Home
House
Fans
Barack Obama May Be Black, But John Mccain Is The First Albino Presidential Candidate: He's Completely See-through!
Funny
Humor
Presidential
I've Gotten In Trouble With Every Race You Can Imagine.
Race
Trouble
Imagine
If The Worst Thing That Can Happen Is That Nobody Laughs, Then I Can Deal With That, Because The Worst Thing That Can Happen At The Factory Is That I Could Lose A Limb Or Be Crushed By A Huge Machine.
Laughing
Machines
Factories
So I Started To Relax And Would Work On My Act Eight Hours A Day, Sitting At A Desk Writing At My Grandmother's House, And I Would Put On Richard Pryor Live On Long Beach And Would Play It Like A Loop And Think And Write
Beach
Writing
Grandmother
I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think That's What's Holding Up His Pants.
Funny
Humor
Thinking
When I First Heard About Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I Thought, No. This, This Is Ridiculous. And Then You Read The Script And You Close The Script And You Go, "they Aren't Going To Be Able To Do That With Real Dogs. How Are They Going To Do That?" You're Going To See The Strings. But They Did.
Dog
Real
Beverly Hills
I'd Love To Have Michael Jackson [in My Show] Because He's Black And White. So He Would Appeal To A Universal Demographic.
Black And White
Demographics
Appeals
Everything We Play When We Are Growing Up, Is Team Related. In This Game (of Golf) You Can Find All The Answers Yourself. You Don't Need To Throw The Ball In The Air And Play Catch With Yourself. You Get A Bucket Of Balls And Go Out There With Your Clubs, And You Hit And Learn And You Get Better. And There's No Top.
Growing Up
Team
Golf
Life Is Great And Golf Has Been One Of The Great Parts Of It For Me.
Golf
Life Is Great
Life Is
If You Want A Show To Succeed, You're Going To Have To Have A Certain Amount Of People Watch Who Are Non-black And Non-latino. If You Can't Cross Over, You Don't Belong On Tv. That's Not Just Me Saying It. That's Just The Way It Is.
People
Over You
Black
From Now On, We're Home Schooling You. Whatever We Don't Know, You Don't Know. When Did The Korean War Start? I Don't Know, And Neither Do You!
Funny
War
Home
I Love Comedy And I Would Write Things To Myself As An Exercise In Writing. I Didn't Do Well For Years, And I Quit. I Started To Break Down Why I Was Afraid And Started To Look At People I Admired, Like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin And All.
Writing
Exercise
Years
Presents? We Already Bought You A Lot Of Things. Member When We Were At The Market And I Bought You Gum? You'member.
Funny
Humor
Gum
I've Spent Days In Cinemas Answering Questions From The Audience, In Interviews, Travelling Abroad, And All They Do Is Thank Me Nicely.
Cinema
Answering Questions
Interviews
George: Why've You Had A Grudge Against Your Brother For 15 Years? Benny: We Lopezes Are A Proud People... George: You Have A Birthday Lunch At Denny's Every Month. We're Not That Proud!
Funny
Brother
Humor
Born: April 23, 1961
Occupation: Comedian
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