List of Chi Chi Rodriguez Quotes

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting Sugar Cane For A Dollar A Day - That's Hot Work. Hotter Than My First Wrist Watch.

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

He Told Me Just To Keep The Ball Low.

Trevino Is In A League By Himself. We Don't Even Count Him. We Figure When You Come In Second, You're A Winner.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.

Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game Of Golf.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

Jack Nicklaus Is A Legend In His Spare Time.

Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard And More Time To Read The Hole.

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.

If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.